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Trophy man looking for Trophy wife - just kidding

Male (76) looking for Female Springfield, Illinois, United States

I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor, 5 kids, 12 grandkids, luv the Cards, Bears and sports on tv. I would rather laugh than do almost anything in the world, i am rarely serious unless made to be, semi-untrainable, belch in public, loyal to a fault and Irish.

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageIrish
Height175 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorOther
Hair LengthNeck length
Facial HairShaved
Best featureEyes
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions


Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationFriends come over occasionally
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyTeacher / Education
Employment StatusRetired
Annual incomeup to $25,000

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Sports
Favorite TV showsSports
Favorite movies typesAction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Thriller
Favorite moviesPaul Newman Movies
Music typesCountry, Rock
Favorite artistsWaylon, Neil Diamond
Reading selectionHistory, Humor, Political, Reference, Satire
Favorite booksHistory
Idea of funA Band, a little beer, and plenty of laughter.
HobbiesSports, Learning, Movies, Internet, Family, Dining, Travel, Cooking


SmokerSmoke regularly (5-10 a day)
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorOutgoing
Friends describe asFriendly
In High School I was a(n)Class clown
Sense of humorDry / sarcastic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Going shopping, Staying at home, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping
Always wanted to tryFantasy Baseball for Seniors


Political viewsLiberal
Attend religious servicesOn holidays
Goal in lifeTo see my Grandkids get married.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
Look for in a partnerSpunky, outgoing, flirty (with me), great sense of humor, intelligence, loves to laugh, stays close to her man in a party, but can talk with anyone- there's no one out there like that, is there? Too much to ask?
On the first dateTry to make her laugh, then see where she want's to go. Pretty simple.